Shorter Kos

The Democratic primary in Michigan doesn't mean anything - the DNC stripped it of its delegates for moving the primary ahead of February 5th and Hillary's the only one on the ballot. So, if you, or any of your friends, would normally vote Democratic in Michigan, take a GOP ballot instead and vote for Mitt Romney. They've done it to us in Michigan, repeatedly, and what goes around comes around. Mitt's the best for this because a Michigan win keeps him in the race, and the more the GOP bickers amongst itself and wastes money, the better.

(And, though that's somewhere around 8x as long as your regular "shorter ______" post, the post by Kos is still really long.)