What We Need for Dubya

Is something along the lines of "Hey, Hey, LBJ, How many kids did you kill today?" It needs to be short, catchy, and an earworm, so that not only would the entire crop of candidates be scared of keeping us in Iraq for fear of the backlash, but also the media would be forced to pay attention to people chanting it every time Bush went anywhere.

I've tried, but Bush, Dubya, and George are all hard to find rhymes for, let alone ones that make sense.